I think I've had a stroke...I had some strange pains in my head, and then one eyelid won't open as normal. It's been like this for 3 days...and my typing is worse than normal. Dammit, I'm too young for this crap. Anyhow, hope I linked the video "The Great Global Warming Swindle" correctly.

Who ended the previous Ice Ages?? Where were the SUVs back then?

:SDR107:Deep Into The Bowels Of The Earth

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Join me for a sound-scene recording of my adventure into Moaning Cavern.

Wearing my FreakNetWork t-Shirt and pink lycra shorts (under my khakis) I risked being buried alive 165 ft underground...and as my luck would have it, my timing was crap because I endured the tour with a busload of 4th graders!!! oh the horror!!!

At one point, the spawn erupt into a spontaneous group noise-making effort..clapping and hooting as their fearless 4th grade teacher emerges from the dark hole at the top of the chamber to rappel like Spiderman down a thin, frayed rope. She looked pretty scared as she dangled in mid-air, slowly inching down the rope. I can certainly understand her fear...I mean, there was a crowd of 4th graders waiting to devour her at the chamber floor!

I wish to thank Kevin, my fearless tour guide, for allowing me to record. I also wish thanks to the management of Moaning Cavern for allowing me to take this tour. If any of you listeners ever journey to Yosemite National Park, I suggest a day trip to one of the several caverns found here in Calaveras County.


Recorded in stereo, appx 1HR.

SD Mark

(ear wurm)

Mothers Day 2007

Don't forget to honor your Mother this year. The lady endured much pain to offer you into this world. She needs to be rewarded for her work dammit!

As a former flower delivery guy...I suggest sending floral gifts through teleflora.com or ftd.com...and search for a local florist that will accept your credit card over the phone or via the website........avoid the 800 numbers....the 800-flowers ppl  add many crazy FEES.