SDR124:Deeper Understanding needed

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Wonderfully happy today. I love transporting feces, sputum, and urine.

What I offer you today is a look deep into why my IM's are sometimes linda crazy. (I meant to type "kinda", but the "linda" seems synchonious)..anyhow..

I share a bit about my required work duties, my daily entertainment habits, and a nice story about my "friend" Rick and his adopted kitten. Please listen, its important to me. Thank you.

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Music and fun, this was my Hallowed Weenie.

Silly Sabbat starts at around 35min.

SDR120:Post EXPO..The Long Journey Home

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Hey, I finally post some stuff about the EXPO..and it's mostly about my journey not the event. Sorry, but to me the Journey IS the event. It's about who you meet, events surrounding the "Event", and the experiences/feelings you bring home. Last year I was scared and nervous..this year I felt wonderful and confident. Thank You to all the freaks (heard and unheard, seen and not seen) who make this journey a reality.

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SDR119:Big Gay Sex 3-Way with Matt and Weegie

OK, show notes are stupid for this episode. Last Saturdsday I drove to Sacramento, met Matt & Weegie downtown..and watched as Weegie played with Matts Cock. Thank god(dess) I only had to kiss Matts cock, and not kiss his ass. The gurrls had fun. This episode is posted just in time for you to download it and listen during your journey to the Portable Media Expo thing.

Matt, Weegie, and I chat about much random shit. Necro-Bestial-Furry-ButtSex...its in hear.

It's perfect for a fan needing shit to listen to...the proverbial "shit hitting the fan". There's a Special Madge moment , and a Nay Nay impersonation included in this episode.  Anyhow, enjoy. It was my pleasure meeting these guys, and bringing this to your ears.


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SDR118: Music Therapy
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Berlin
Evanescence
Hoobastank

Join me in WheneverTime as I share some music which helped me, and continues to help me, deal with my crappy past. Yeah, I'm not all Light Love, and Lillith. But, my goal is to clear the blockages...so that I might serve as a Light Worker once again.

Deezer.com (free streaming music)

SDV019:Gassy (at work)
SDV020:Pussy Galore

Join me in SDV019 as I attempt to refill a Liquid Nitrogen tank. SDV020 is all about the Pussy, baby!! Petting Pussy is relaxing.

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No show notes, no pics..I don't deserve your attention.

Recorded July 29, 2007

Today would have been the 100th birthday of Mr Melvin Belli, the famous/infamous attorney "King Of Torts". Join me today on my video adventure looking for his gravesite. I was blessed to meet Mrs Melvin Belli and daughter on my way to my car after recording this video. That was cool.

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July 29, 2007

Today I visited the IOOF Cemetery, to try and locate the grave of Mr Melvin Belli .  I was successful in locating Mr Belli; However, I learned the tough way that my camera has a 1 Gig limit while recording video (I have a 2 Gig SD Card installed). Thankfully, the recording did not shut off until just after the golden moment where I find Mr Belli's gravesite. Woefully, the camera shut off just as I was wishing Mr Belli a Happy Birthday & thanking him for all the good things he accomplished. Oh well, I guess those words were meant to be heard only by Mr Belli. Anyhow the video will be posted in a bit (it takes time to convert a 1 Gig AVI to a managable MP4 format).

Another thing that was not recorded was the fact that there was a votive candle burning, and a vase of red roses placed lovingly on the grave. Seems I was not the only visitor today. On my way out, I met the other visitors. Todays picture is of the 2 ladies I met....Mrs Melvin Belli and daughter. I'm sorry I don't recall the daughters name. We had a brief chat, I gave them my email address and web/podcast info. She seemed very pleased to see that Mr Belli had visitors other than herself. I think it meant a lot to her. I felt, for a moment, how wonderful this world of Synchronicity works.

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SDR115:Star+Gate Card Reading

So, I had this crazy idea..I love playing with my Star+Gate Cards..why not ask my friends at The Freak Network for a little input. All I asked for was a number between 1 and 96 from those who wanted to participate. I got 10 responses within a couple hours..Thank You!!! So, this podcast is a "reading" of those cards using the "Sky Spread". Images for this podcast can be viewed HERE

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SDV14:Naked In Bed With Pussy Join me naked in bed, first thing in the morning. I purchased a new digital camera, and it has a cute movie mode....so, expect more videos from me now that I don't have to use the clunky webcam.

SDR114:Drunk Walk Downtown

(Repost: with correct links for TFN)

Join me as I walk to downtown to pick up some much needed Cat Food, and some Wine. Lots of random chit chat. I was mostly toasted, so I don't remember much of what I chatted about...I'm surprised I got the audio out of the iRiver and posted without much hassle. However, I did forget one very important little detail....which is very important for The Freak Network......DIRECT LINK HERE

SDR112 Direct Download

SDR112: 3D Tuolumne County

Learn how to view the pictures HERE

Enjoy feedback to my listeners, some music to someone who needs to love himself a bit...and a 3D Picture Tour. This episode is gonna suck if you're not following along and viewing with your computer and eyes when I start commenting about the 3D pictures about 1/2way through this episode.



Yet Another Creative Experiment from SpecialDeliveryMark

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Something happened today. Something bad. I knew it would happen, because I imaged it just as I parked.

I trust ppl a little bit less, and I'm just a bit more...

(psychotic rambling edited out)

I feel better now..can't wait to fire up the grill tomorrow night. Pork loins with Chipotle Sauce. Nice. (and they were delish!)

But my car window is still broken, my glucose meter is still missing..oh well, shit happens.

Thanks for listening.

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SDR110:FPFFRF_Direct Download

Recorded last weekend, presented Unedited and in Stereo (though uncorrected..the damn mic records the Left side louder than the Right side)...put on your headphones to enjoy the full effect of restored WWII aircraft zooming less than 200 ft above your head (almost..remember that my mic-set records the Left Side louder than the Right Side.........so maybe it's almost a simulation of a WWII vet who has hearing damage in his Right Ear??!!??)

After I get bored with that, we venture to my car and you get a very rambling, typical Special Delivery Out-And-About podcast. What to eat today, which podcasts do I listen to, which rare fruit are growing in SD Marks garden???

Enjoy. Feedback is appreciated but not required. All I ask of you is to listen, enjoy if possible.

I'm sharing another video link today. I don't have cable TV service, and my TVRO satellite dish only works during winter. So, any visual entertainment I get is via DSL. I mostly watch NASA TV, X-Tube, DudeTube, and the numerous free videos that are online.

So, here is a link to Freaks (1932)

"A carnival barker displays a sideshow freak called the Feathered Hen and tells her story. Cleopatra, a trapeze artist with the carnival, is adored by a midget named Hans. Frieda, Hans' fiancée (also a midget), warns Hans that Cleopatra is only interested in him so that he will give her money. Cleopatra has an affair with Hercules, and when Frieda lets it slip that Hans is to come into an inheritance, Cleopatra and Hercules plan to get the money be having Cleopatra marry Hans. During the wedding reception, Cleopatra, although openly romantic with Hercules, is accepted by the freaks, but is revolted and mocks them. The freaks decide that they no longer need Hercules in their carnival and have a new career for Cleopatra all lined up, and make sure she doesn't "chicken" out." -imdb.com

Enjoy!

SD Mark

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OK I love the site I find this shit on..hours of entertainment for me.
Here's a cartoon  which just made me think of Jenny because of the Title... "FISTory".

The last link I shared of this site was a documentary focusing upon an alternative view of global warming..one those who base income upon government funding are not so keen to hear...the REAL fear is that they lose government funding...they don't really fear global warming. But they want to make YOU fear using hot water, driving to school to pickup your kids, breathing (you exhale CO2!!!)

Luvs ya,

SD Mark

I think I've had a stroke...I had some strange pains in my head, and then one eyelid won't open as normal. It's been like this for 3 days...and my typing is worse than normal. Dammit, I'm too young for this crap. Anyhow, hope I linked the video "The Great Global Warming Swindle" correctly.

Who ended the previous Ice Ages?? Where were the SUVs back then?

:SDR107:Deep Into The Bowels Of The Earth

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Join me for a sound-scene recording of my adventure into Moaning Cavern.

Wearing my FreakNetWork t-Shirt and pink lycra shorts (under my khakis) I risked being buried alive 165 ft underground...and as my luck would have it, my timing was crap because I endured the tour with a busload of 4th graders!!! oh the horror!!!

At one point, the spawn erupt into a spontaneous group noise-making effort..clapping and hooting as their fearless 4th grade teacher emerges from the dark hole at the top of the chamber to rappel like Spiderman down a thin, frayed rope. She looked pretty scared as she dangled in mid-air, slowly inching down the rope. I can certainly understand her fear...I mean, there was a crowd of 4th graders waiting to devour her at the chamber floor!

I wish to thank Kevin, my fearless tour guide, for allowing me to record. I also wish thanks to the management of Moaning Cavern for allowing me to take this tour. If any of you listeners ever journey to Yosemite National Park, I suggest a day trip to one of the several caverns found here in Calaveras County.


Recorded in stereo, appx 1HR.

SD Mark

(ear wurm)

Mothers Day 2007

Don't forget to honor your Mother this year. The lady endured much pain to offer you into this world. She needs to be rewarded for her work dammit!

As a former flower delivery guy...I suggest sending floral gifts through teleflora.com or ftd.com...and search for a local florist that will accept your credit card over the phone or via the website........avoid the 800 numbers....the 800-flowers ppl  add many crazy FEES.

SDR103:Playing With Pussy

In this episode, join me as I medicate the neighbors cat (formerly MY cat).

I vent a little about the events taking place in NY regarding adoptions...and I chat a bit about how I got a FREE Ensoniq SQ2 . My cats speak up a bit, and I play some old-school Amiga music (via DeliPlayer). I also reveal the hidden meaning of "OK So".

So...set your volume low (30%)...put on yer headphones...and touch yourself in naughty places (preferably in public)

Cool website mentioned:

GIGOIT.ORG


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SDR102:On The Road with Special Delivery Mark

I must start by saying..sorry I did not post this with TheFreakNetwork.com tags in place. This audio production was just too labor intensive.

Ok, so the Post Title has nothing to do with the content, and it's a damn long episode.  I'm just a marketing whore. This audio is 1.5 hours recorded during my delivery route. I recorded most of the deliveries I did on Good Friday (HE died because of your sins! Feel Guilty and send Money!!). I recorded this audio with the hand-made binaural microphones..and it took me forever to correct the sound balance (the LEFT side records much louder than the RIGHT side). Between the deliveries I chat about: Listener Emails, New Job, Madge Madge Madge Yeast Yeast Yeast, New Job, Sex

This is the most horrible thing I've ever posted. Don't worry, I'm moving to a new job soon enough. I will not bore you with audio from the delivery route anymore.."quote the raven, nevermore.."

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SDR101:Riding The Rails

Sorry for the podcrastination. I've been very busy and focused on preparing to switch careers. I've been offered a job at the local Medical Center. This offer comes with a full package of benefits, and a nice bump up in salary. I'd be foolish to pass on this opportunity.

Join me on a steam train ride from Railtown 1897. Experience the sounds and lore of the train as we ride from Jamestown to the Rock Quarry. I'll post the journey from the rock Quarry back to Jamestown in the near future. You can look forward to live fiddle music, and some steam powered Calliope music, in that episode.

This was recorded in stereo with my hand-crafted binaural mic set (drunken postproduction overdub included for free). If you need train noises, this might be the episode for you. Be sure to listen with headphones to experience the full sonic experience. Part Two will be posted in full 128 bitrate, as there is live musical performances in that episode.

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SDR99:Musical freakiness

I fucked up the recording of the St Patricks Day parade in Murphys,Ca. I might be able to salvage SOME of that audio. I felt the need to get some content out there, so this is what you get. Music from a band I really enjoy, especially because of the freaky UFO/Spaceman/out there aspect. Grab this podcast while it's here, because the music is unsafe. I might get told to delete the content at a moments notice.

I also chat about my abductee friend Mikael. The last audio I posted was an interview he did for a commercial AM station. Yes, I actually know the guy and have spent time with him observing strangeness.

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I am SOOO glad to have electricity again. Last night, a storm blew through the Sierra Foothills dumping about 5" of wet/heavy snow at low elevations...like, where I live. I was awakened this morning to the various sounds Oak Trees make when they snap in half and crash onto the ground. I was quite afraid one of them was going to land on my house. As I lay in bed contemplating my fate, I noticed a chill in the air...the power had been off for HOURS. My only heat is electric, so I could see my breath in the chilled air of my bedroom. The cats had pinned me into position, and protested as I tried to nest deeper into my warm and cozy comforter. The phone service was also disrupted, so I could not call to see if we had deliveries for the day. I was finally able to get out of my driveway at around noon, arrived at the shop and realized that I should have stayed home warm in bed. One of the Oaks had fallen onto the "drop line" leading to the shop. Even if power is restored to the grid, it's going to take a special crew to repair the "drop line". PG&E will probably make repairing that "drop line" a low priority, due to the hundreds of breaks on the MAIN power line. So, I might be without work for a second day. This is not a bad thing, as I will be able to get some additional audio in line for you loyal listeners. However, I really hope to work tomorrow. Thanks for taking time to read this.

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SDRx:More Recovered Memories

I found another old cassette tape which contains more memories from my past. I promised to post this audio awhile ago. This is an interview with my friend Mikael, recorded from AM radio in the mid-90's. Mikael has many UFO/Contactee experiences. I have been out with him on several late-night adventures, and have seen some pretty strange things in the sky with him as a guide. Sometime in the 90's Mikael was a guest on a SF Bay Area news/talk station along with Marilee, a UFO researcher. I've removed all references to the FCC call letters of the station, and all commercials...so I think it's OK to post this.

My latest contact with Mikael was in Oct 2006, after the Podcast/Portable Media Expo. I first visited my sister in Rosamond, then drove deep into the desert to visit Mikael near Lake Lucerne (HA! I didn't see anything that even looked like a DRY lake!). I stayed overnight, we chatted late into the evening. I met his Lady friend, and his green iguana and pigeons.
Sunrise was amazing out there in the desert, I'm glad I was able to experience it. Todays blog pic was taken in Mikaels yard just after sunrise.

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SDR98:Going Binaural

I spent the day with my friend Rick (straight retired Private Investigator) constructing a stealth, binaural microphone headset. Total cost: $8.00

It was constructed using a cheap set of headphones from the dollar-store, and 2 condenser mic elements from Radio Shack. While not perfect, it seems to work pretty well in the proper environment.
 
Things I learned from the experience 1)How To Tin A  Solder Iron 2)Mics need WindScreens 3)Going Binaural  is FUN

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Please forgive me, my videos will now be posted over at specialdelivery.blip.tv instead of here from now on. Once you're there, you can subscribe to the video feed in several ways. I WILL find a way to post embedded video from blip.tv here eventually, so that the audio podcast and the videocast are available here at one location. Until then, I rely on your intelligence and thank you for allowing me to get all geeky and shit.

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SDV009:Test Post on Blip.tv

Just a quick video post, to learn how to use the Blip.tv
The Vid is in WMV format, sorry to the Screenies.

I'm going to try to make an embedded video link. Let's cross our fingers!

Damn..didn't work. Well, here's a link to SpecialDelivery over at blip.tv

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SDR97:Hot VD Sex

Well, not really...but I TRIED! This episode is audio from my Valentines Day deliveries. I had to go out on 4 different routes, this episode is the first route of my LONG day. If you leave me some fun comments, I might post audio from the REST of the day...

WARNING!!! AUDIO LEVELS WERE TOO HIGH!!!! REDUCE VOLUME BEFORE LISTENING!!! (unless you're already deaf like ZillaFag...I left it loud 'cause Zilla once complained about ppl who post audio thats too soft...I aim to please man!)


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SDV008:FREEk Book Friday

Today I offer a French Language Book..and A German Postcard. If you want this FREE stuff, email me and it's yours.

I call this video FREEk Book Friday because I get the books from the FREE book rack at the local library....and this Vidcast is a member of TheFreakNetwork.COM

So, if you want this FREE book and Virgin PostCard....be the first to

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SDR96:The Day Before HELL
 
Mostly recorded 13 FEB 07, on my way home after a busy day...the day before HELL (14FEB07). Delivery guys never get to enjoy the holidays that all of you normal people enjoy.

I'm an asshole; Matt from SpankingBeaArthur made the great artwork for today, but I forgot to say anything about it in the recording.

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SDV007:FREEk Book

SDV006 got trashed by Windows Movie Maker.

No need for show notes.

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SDV005 FREEkbook Friday (A little late)

My weekly VID, in which I attempt to give away a book from the FREE book cart at the county library. The Flexible Keyboard is going to....watch and find out...and what is up for grabs THIS week...watch and find out.

If you're the first person to email me or leave a VM, the item is yours for free.

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SDR:Extra Special

This episode was not going to be released. I felt it was a little too revealing. Tigger threatened to burn a dust bunny in a dark pagan ritual if I did not post this.  I ramble a bit about my Late-elementary and Early high school  experiences. I reveal what a freak I had already become, I mean...who goes to the Senior Prom AS A FRESHMAN with a "retarded" (ShortBus) HS Senior?? Who helps the disabled girl up the stairs in her wheelchair everyday, because the HS didn't have Ramps or Elevators?? Geez! I'm a freak, and proud to be one.

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SDR93:Visit to ER

Music "Sick and Dying" from the Tragedy Kings and the Podsafe Music Network

First, I share a cool "Guess The Movie" site---->Viking's Stationary Movies

Join me as a recount my visit to the local ER earlier this week, where I learned that dehydration can be serious. Drink at least 8 glasses of water/day...and wine doesn't count as water :(

Thanks for listening.

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Birthday Thank-Yous
Voicemail
3 Geocaches
"Story Of The Moon" from Solare and the Podsafe Music Network

Album Art is generated from my GPS receiver and Topo USA.
The 3 Geocaches we visited are the Aqua-colored dots....all other geocaches stored in the GPSr memory are the dark-blue dots. The journey that day is the red line on the topo map.

Coming up Next  in SDR93...A trip to the ER for SD_Mark (event on 1-24-2007)...relax...I'm here to post this ain't I???!!!

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SDV003:Birthday Box

Join me as I unwrap several of the gifts from my annual "Birthday Box" live on video. While these video experiments have been fun, I think that this will be the last one posted until I upgrade. Of course, I'll still have the camera available for video Skype-calls.

In this episode I learned:

1> Don't unwrap crinkly noisy packages while recording audio
2> Proper Lighting is important
3> Proper Focus is important (unless "soft focus" is used to enhance the beauty, AHEM, of the subject)
4> Arrange video clips in correct order, unless trying to do "video Dada"
5> Don't forget to thank viewers for watching!
6> 41 is just a number...a representation of movement through time and space...a convenience for the mortal-shell

SD Mark

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This episode was recorded DAYS ago. I have no idea of what I said. I know that it's probably about my Birthday Box, which my Mom takes great pleasure in preparing. I get a gift (or set-of-gifts,usually themed around a room in my house...IE Bathroom, Kitchen..) for each day in January until the 18th (my Birthday!). I probably mention unlimited Skype-Out calling for US$14.95/YEAR (not sure how this works for ppl outside of US/Canada...but me..it means basically FREE long-distance service...I can call my sister without using a calling card).

So, enjoy this episode. I think there's a reason I'm not recalling recording it. I hate having (limited) multiple personality disorder! (or something close to it)

There is a second video test to be posted soon..well, actually it's test #3. #2 didn't work out I deleted the raw frottage..I mean footage ;)

SD Mark


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Moved the computer into a heated room, decided to hook-up the old webcam and see if I could record video for you folks. Well, it seems to have worked out. Sorry about  the over-modulated microphone, I'll adjust it next time. I was just eager to get some content out...even if it's only 2 minutes. Thanks for watching.

Call with audio camments (206-666-4269) or send me an email SpecialDelivery.Mark@gmail.com

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PizzaBabe and Bob Intro

I found a .99 cent keyboard at the local grocery store...it lists for 14.99 to 24.99 online..if anyone wants me to grab one and ship it, email me at specialdelivery.mark@gmail.com. The store had about 20 still in stock. Um, why is a grocery store selling computer keyboards?? The were originally priced at 14.99, guess they didn't sell too well as a Holiday Gift!

Various Ramblings, holiday related for the most part.

Craigstlist fun.

Thanks to ZILLAFAG for the domain SpecialDeliveryMark.com

Toodles. Oh, album art is an actual mushroom. I believe they are called "Stink Horns"

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Amazing Intro from Bob and Jenny

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So, I got off work early 'cause manager thinks I have some germs. I play some music, and splice together a story which you all helped make. Thank you.

Archerr
Bob & Pizzababe
Mike Hipp
JT
Twinkleboi
Luigi Cappell

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OK, I respond to That Queer Expatriate (Thank you so much for the comment!!) and have a chat with my Mom. Mom and I chatted about Community Dinners, Volunteer Spirit, and the Holiday Hijinx of my brother. She threw me a zinger at the end of our chat...a longtime friend of hers passed away on Thanksgiving.

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