Notes from work: today started crappy...got called in to work an hour early, somebody or somebody's KID left a Human Turd in the bathroom, which I stepped on. How nice is that? Anyhow, the day got better. Show Notes: recorded in the delivery van, with all the crappy audio noise THAT includes. I talked about Crappy Oklahoma, Poose, Ironstone Vineyards, new listener email, exciting deliveries and then crap out at the end without even a polite wipe. Enjoy.

On the road with me, during work. 2 Photo sets posted to the Flickr account. The one of interest is the set labeled "July 23"...the other set is just a trip through the "banjo" area of the county I live in. Anyhow, I also chat about deliverying to Julio Iglesias, chat about ex-boy friends, and whore for votes. There are other surprises in store. Please continue listening; as I get more confident, I get more interesting.

Decided it was time for haircut, so here's a visit with my lesbian clipper. We both decide not to attend the local redneck festivities (County Fair/Destruction Derby/Tractor Pull), she tells me about her new sobriety (4 days) and other nunsuch.

Just a drunk experiment. Playing a tune with RealPlayer, and another with Deliplayer2 (which plays Commodore Amiga MODS/MEDS/XM) at the same time with no mixer no fancy crap. Amazing that I can get two music players playing at the same time on my crappy old computer, and no external mixer to blend the sounds.

I went down to the local lake to clean myself; back up at the parking lot, a Lot Lizard was waiting to make some money. I hate those type of whores. I wish they would just overdose on Meth and have a heart blow-out. The fucking sluts seem to be everywhere. Oh, they are "just trying to survive" because they have such "horrible boyfriends..you don't know what it's like".....yeah I do, I remember what it's like being hooked up with a Meth-addicted boyfriend you little slut.