Hiking at Columbia College, took some pics, Guess The Movie/TV Series #3 answer, Redneck Report, Lesbian Cheerleaders, and yes, I AM a "CEREAL" killer...just ask my Cheerios or Malt-O-Meal...

Show notes: afternoon bedcast..hateful bumpersticker spotted, I read you the response I'm going to leave on the windshield...funny Best-Of-Craigs List article, "Location! Guess The Movie/TV Series" update/clues...laundry & RedCross meeting today. Enjoy.

Short show, intro music by Ron Groenen/Fibers which I found over at archive.org, "Location! Guess The Movie" answer and NEW "Location! Guess the Movie" with Trivia questions. Oh, I bitch about my EX who moved to Vegas..Check out the pic on my flckR photos. Nice.

I'm on vacation. Here's what I can remember. Show notes: Visit with Jill. Talk about stupid things men shove up the ass (some might be fellow gay boys). My eyebrows are missing. Poose might know what happened. Jill needs a Girlfriend, so I don't have to check my balls to make sure they're not Ovaries now. Guess the movie answer, and NEW "Location! Guess The Movie" pics.

Here ya go, audio whores. Quickie cast today. My Halloween Drag story from a few years ago (might have already shared it?), I'm on vacation, Red Cross didn't call..so I'm bored and broke. What fun!

Here we are in October, it's time for Ghost Stories. I share my audio, and my story about how CLOUD was born..also in this, a little about Ghostie (my favourite cat). There is some audio from a story-teller who tells ghosty stories about the Columbia City Hotel. And then, I invite you to take a guess at "Guess The Movie" with only a picture of the location that the movie/series was filmed at.

Today I delivered to a wedding, which was taking place near Yosemite at the Evergreen Lodge. I stopped for a little break at the Carlon Day Use area and recorded a little audio. Most of the podcast is ambient noise from the creek. A nice, relaxing episode.

Today I start by chatting with you while I'm in the local cruisy park. I offer a Lesbian Surprise, then we finish with my micro-rant about Katrina blame. Enjoy the audio, and be glad to have heard it. Gratitude is an attitude, bitches.

I'm able to post again, right on. This overdue episode was recorded at home, on the crappy old computer. This episode contains a short interview with my mom, about her Red Cross experiences and what you can do locally. I also chat a bit about work. Thanks for listening.

It was time to check out the whole "wine tasting" scene, so I visited a local winery and brought along the iRiver. I can't go anywhere without someone recognizing me...while I was at the winery a lady I know walked into the tasting room. I think I edited most of that encounter. So, we have a visit to a tiny winery, and I chat a bit about the area of California I live in and what the plans are for next weekend. The ending is a bit abrupt, the mic I was using kept shorting out. Oh well.

My friend Joyce who works for PsychicSource is moving north. She's a wonderful mentor and spiritual advisor. I think you'll enjoy my visit with her, recorded before she moved up north. If you want to speak with her, the path is clear. Listen carefully, and follow the advice. Oh, here's the show notes: talk about nothing, homebrewing, interview with Joyce, then a msg to Mr Poose. Don't crap your pants when you're 85.

There's nothing in this one about meteor showers. Just me, on the road, fucking up the audio once again. This time, the problem is too little noise....not too much noise. Audacity is a very useful tool, but I doubt it saved this show. I did as much Amplification as I dared, especially during the stop at the peach farm. My main error?? Setting the fucking iRiver to record LINE-IN not EX MIC. duh.

Today, I did some work for a friend named John. He gave me gas money. He needed some help installing a printer. We cruise Craigs list, he reads his Squirt.org Ad, and I agree to something more after he hands me another $20.00. If you see him riding his bike along Hwy 49, please don't try to run him over. He just wants to find some hot, athletic stud to suck off. I let him see my cock after I turned the iRiver off.

Today was my sister's birthday. Yesterday was my Brother's birthday. I love them, even though we are seperated by distance. I wish I could visit my sister more, 'cause she is cool and has a lot to teach me. She is the only one in the generation to have kids, although my brother might have some kids that are credited to others. Anyhow, just wanted to let you ppl know that I DO have family...just not a close-nested family. To any family that sees this...know that I love you, and am Soooo grateful to know you. Thank you for being who you are, and allowing me to be who I AM.

Win this book!! I'm bored, hot, and horny today. Send an email, you might win something. Oh yea, please vote for me over on Podcast Alley. Thanks.

Notes from work: today started crappy...got called in to work an hour early, somebody or somebody's KID left a Human Turd in the bathroom, which I stepped on. How nice is that? Anyhow, the day got better. Show Notes: recorded in the delivery van, with all the crappy audio noise THAT includes. I talked about Crappy Oklahoma, Poose, Ironstone Vineyards, new listener email, exciting deliveries and then crap out at the end without even a polite wipe. Enjoy.

On the road with me, during work. 2 Photo sets posted to the Flickr account. The one of interest is the set labeled "July 23"...the other set is just a trip through the "banjo" area of the county I live in. Anyhow, I also chat about deliverying to Julio Iglesias, chat about ex-boy friends, and whore for votes. There are other surprises in store. Please continue listening; as I get more confident, I get more interesting.

Decided it was time for haircut, so here's a visit with my lesbian clipper. We both decide not to attend the local redneck festivities (County Fair/Destruction Derby/Tractor Pull), she tells me about her new sobriety (4 days) and other nunsuch.

Just a drunk experiment. Playing a tune with RealPlayer, and another with Deliplayer2 (which plays Commodore Amiga MODS/MEDS/XM) at the same time with no mixer no fancy crap. Amazing that I can get two music players playing at the same time on my crappy old computer, and no external mixer to blend the sounds.

I went down to the local lake to clean myself; back up at the parking lot, a Lot Lizard was waiting to make some money. I hate those type of whores. I wish they would just overdose on Meth and have a heart blow-out. The fucking sluts seem to be everywhere. Oh, they are "just trying to survive" because they have such "horrible boyfriends..you don't know what it's like".....yeah I do, I remember what it's like being hooked up with a Meth-addicted boyfriend you little slut.

My shower isn't fixed yet, so I'm smelling pretty ripe...glad I picked up the "Cool Water" and "PI" toilet waters. Todays show I tell you about my experiment in Solar Cooking, you'll hear some audio from the Columbia Ghost Tour, and we close with a little tease about what's up-and-coming.

Happy Fathers Day, all you hot daddies. Todays show contains: Morning reflection, a trip to the hardware store, fun at the airport(Learn all about Stinson AT19), a ghost story, and FINALLY a visit with one of the wonderful Peace Rally folks. Enjoy.

Ok, I am feeling a bit pissy. Short rant, then I read news of record from my local area. Short but entertaining, if you enjoy news from small towns.

Ok, just found this old file from CKFM i think. Funny old file, made me laugh and thought I'd share it. Then, I make my show...sorry, I realized about 1/2 through it that I was recording on the iRiver internal mic. My cats were bugging me the whole time, you can probably hear them, in most of the show. You want show notes..I have none...put them in the comments if you think that will be helpful. Huggs.

Stupid lady releases doves at Jackson verdict reading, Boss tells story about new kitten at work, and I tell story about a dog stopping traffic. We're going Geocaching at Gloryhole tomorrow (update 7/7/05: have not posted that show yet). PIC notes: A picture of me and Houdini, the new kitten.

My attempt at recording live music. Live, at Pride Picnic 2005. I'm not proud of the audio saturation, but thought I'd post something rather than nothing. Just me and my iRiver with no external Mic, and bad choices about the recording settings. Oh well, I learn a little bit more with each production.

Nothing special here. Just your normal "I woke up and can't go back to sleep" rant. I've got to keep the iRiver further from my bed, so I don't do this again. Will post audio from the "Peace" ppl this evening if the timing works out. They are only out between 5-6PM, and my work hours today might interfere with my plans.

I tried to work the Number 3 into this Podcast. but it just didn't happen. I did get at least 3 mosquito bites on my ass, was stuck at least 3 times by Blackberry bushes and I cursed at least 3 times. I love GeoCaching, hope you enjoy the adventure as much as I did.....

The files were too large. So here's the pre-show to the Geocache show.

Episode 2 Sorry about audio levels, I'm just learning how to do this. In this experiment, I stop by a peace rally and get quotes...but with total negligence I forget to ask for names. Then I tell stories of desperate housewives that i have encountered in my delivery job. You want more, you better write to me you pervs....specialdelivery.mark@gmail.com

Thank you for checking me out. In this First Episode, i introduce myself, go shopping and "fishing", then play some music from my old Amiga days. I love the old Amiga CHIP music, which came out way before "acid loop". MOD/MED type music puts me in that Trance-state...I just love it. Wish I knew how to post links here...but check out geocaching.com huggs, Mark

Just a quick test.

I'm just getting started. I'm a delivery boy who happens to work in the Sierra Nevada mountains of California. Memorial Day is coming, which means I'll have to deal with the cracked-out wackos who come up here "en-masse" to escape the crowded traffic in the Bay Area (SF/Oakland) and do nothing but bring the insanity along. Joy to them. Hope they find the serenity they search for up here....but, I ask only one small favor....don't blame the locals for driving too slow, or get impatient because someone is actually HAND WRITING a check at the supermarket in front of you....ARGH!!!